HOW FRIDAY SHOULDA WENT.

"It's 7 AM!" A girl screamed, flying out of bed.  "Gotta go downsta-aiirs~"  She practically was narrating everything she was doing.  "Gotta get my bowl, gotta get my Capn' Crunch!"  "SHUT THE FU** UP!!!!" Her mom screamed.  
"Seein' everything."  "I swear.  I need a new daughter."

"Everybody's rushing~!" The girl twirled around outside and hopped in a car filled with strangers, who she thought were her friends.  Little did she know that she had sleep in her eyes.
"Gotta get to the bus stop.  I see my fri-eeends~"  "Hey baby girlll. Heeyyyy wanna ride with us, stranger?" The people said.  "DUH!  LIKE, ARE YOU TOTALLY SERIOUS!?" The girl screamed.  "WHICH SEAT SHOULD I TAAAAAAAAAAAKE?"  "Take the front seat."  "THE BACK SEAT? THE FRONT SEAT?"  
"JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND, HOSER."
"It's Friday!" She cheered.
"I know. We've looked at a calendar."  One of the stranges said, and whispered to another, "Geez. She must be an escapee from the mental asylum."   
"EVERYONE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKENDDD!" She screeched, and giggled.
"Ughhh."
"Partying and partying YEAH!"
"SHUTTUP!!" The neighbor screamed, as they were driving in a hoodless car.  Wait... 14 year olds driving? Pshh no. That's messed up.
"It's 7:45~"  She sung.  "..Oh dear God.  Let this nightmare end soon."
"CRUSIN SO FAST I WANT TO FLY! YEAAAH! FOOTBALLLLL!"  She screamed, flying out of the car.  "..."
"FUN FUN FUN!" She cried, having a seizure on the floor.  "WHAT SEAT CAN I TAKE?!" She screamed in a Twisted Sister singer voice.
"Go. Go. Let's drive away." Another said.  "WOOOO!" The girl flung herself into the top of the car and buckled in.  "IT'S FRIDAY, FU**ERS! FRIDAY!!!"
"C-Call 911. Now."
"No.  Call Animal Control."
"...Let's just see."
"PARTYING AND PARTYING YEAAAAAAH!  YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY, THURSDAY."
"Kill me. Kill me now." Another said, getting out a pocket knife.  "Shh, shh, no.  She'll go bonkers on you and turn you into an insane person!" One said.  
"WE WE WE SO EXCITED!"  
"She's talking gibberish now."
"OH DAI FU CHING CHUNG!" She shouted, "TOMORROW IS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY COMES AFTER THAT. I DON'T WANT THIS MOTHER (BLEEP)ING WEEKEND TO EEEEND!"
"This is a long night.  Let's just go to the 14 year old bar."

A random rapper came in, rapping.  "R-R-R-R-REBECCA BLACK.  CHILLIN IN THE FRONT SEAT, IN THE BACK SEAT. I'M DRIVING, CRUISIN, YEAH!"
"WHERE THE FU** DID THAT GUY COME FROM?!?"

The end.