Facade: A Fanfiction

[4:55:26 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: so one dai graec waz badwards walkin in hur own haouse.
[4:56:37 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: and den trip waz all "BIPTCH MEAK ME A SMAMICH WHEL I TALK ABOUT ITALYZ"
[4:57:16 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: graec shgriedkm "I WIL NAT GO INVITE OUR GEST IN DESU" an seh vomited on teh flor an  had 2 clen it upz!
[4:57:38 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: trip slapped daty baeotch tden called ginazalo
[4:58:04 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: gayc sabbed an clened up hur vamit an scooted hur but across da flor
[4:58:23 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: "graec stop dat he gon be her soon" trip yelled "wer mai wine glaeeses"
[4:58:40 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: "i dunt kno trpe u ghay man" "i thot they werz in teh cabinetz"
[4:58:51 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: "zhey arenretl nin tehre"
[4:59:01 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: this is roxy writing a facade fanfic while hammered.))
[4:59:39 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: "yes tehy r" seh sdremald an stampd hru foot on da floar!
[5:00:03 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: yes it is))
[5:00:12 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: trep squealed ans fly out the wall into teh tkichen
[5:00:35 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: "ommigash i tink hes hur trepchan" seh cawled an put hur nonexintwant makeup aon!
[5:01:21 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: trep squealed and teran to fteh door "hi gonzalo ohg its been a logn tem"
[5:01:29 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: whose gonzalo)
[5:01:34 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: whose he gona be))
[5:01:47 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: u
[5:01:48 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: ))
[5:01:50 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: o)
[5:01:57 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: man its fun to type like were drunk))
[5:02:07 PM | Edited 5:02:17 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: "hay trp chan u lok ghay today i wonna fuq u" sed gfoonazlo
[5:02:36 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: "NAO NAO HUR WE R" grace sed spinin in a 360 degre angl na raunnin into eh room
[5:02:39 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: "ok i think u neeed two leave"
[5:02:54 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: "no trip chan y" ognalzao cried whild singin a spanish song
[5:03:09 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: "go" ttriep grabbed gnazloo and oushed him ofutf the door
[5:03:11 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: grac glard at concalgo
[5:03:21 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: gonzoo squemd an kraifd an hafd a fit
[5:04:08 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: trep pushed him out den locekde teh do
[5:04:10 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: pr
[5:04:10 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: or
[5:04:24 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: gonlo haung imself
[5:04:36 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: "trip tht ws rud what he do 2 u" grac sed vlarin a her decoriantig
[5:04:52 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: "he kooedk at me graec"
[5:05:07 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: "he lokold at u. tht shuld b erepore 2 da poliec"
[5:05:32 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: "i cal de poleic"
[5:05:48 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: it's amazing how we undestand what they're saying.))
[5:05:49 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: "do et. ma decorating suqs"
[5:05:52 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: kijfi yes. xD))
[5:06:23 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: "it does now maek me a sammcibh"
[5:06:45 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: "nu omq lok at hur btut.my scultpruede r shapd like prensurbhs"
[5:07:23 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: "graec daies" trep pueszhed greac hoout da windows!!
[5:07:38 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: graec daid an  fell on top o a bab an at a feuhtjsk!
[5:08:18 PM] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: triep dancesdsds dehn dies'd
[5:08:29 PM | Edited 5:08:32 PM] Whatsit Tooyah: "m feuts ar gowd aik ded"

seh ded.