This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The bottom has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
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My derpish family:
Mommy who loves hairnails: Daughter who sees everything in the house: My gramma who feeds me cookies while I throw them against the wall: My dog: My son: Mah boi My grampa who is a whippersnapper: My sexy husband: My creepy uncle: My grandson who has sizeable baby hands: - ASK TO BE UP -
Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a Harry Potter movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Vibe? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
80 % of you won't repost this.
Then Jesus said "If you deny me in front of your friends, I deny you in front of my father."
I GOT A FEVER, AND THE PRESCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL!
harder and harder, still harder now, the singing reverberates through the tower of pain clinging to the top, is a god with a runny nose. Me, pretending to be god, I’m the opposite of who I was pretending to be, This is who I am, who are you?
Your name is STRAWFACE EARTREE. No, wait. That's not it. Oh well. Anyways, you love DRAWING with a passion. Almost to the point where you do nothing but DRAW ALL DAY. You also like to be DERPY, but only around those WORTHY ENOUGH. Out of your family, you are classified as the SMART ONE, because of your geeklike remarks. You tend to be somewhat CARELESS, but on the inside, you REALLY do CARE. Your BROTHER is very creepy and you TEND TO AVOID HIM. You have an obsession for MANY THINGS, including YOUTUBE POOPS. Oh do you LOVE Youtube poops! What will you do?
Alternate version:
Your name is LLAMADOOR WINDOWCROTCH. You f'ckin love LAMPS. You are married to a bench named BENCHSON. Your brother is a secret EMO CLOWN PIMP. Air conditioners make the prettiest noises, IN YOUR opinion anyway. You have a gawgus pet RAINBROW SPARKLES UNICORN, named TUBBY. You just cannot stop eating TABLES, no matter how hard you try. Your chumhandle is doubleRainbow, and you type LIKE A LIL PERFECT LAMP!!!11111!ONE!11! DESU TABELS : DDDDD You are currently on your toilet. what will you do?
OC's:
Tubby- a rainbrow sparkles unicorn. Turdie- a sock puppet sparkle horse. Holden MaGroin- a stylish hairdresser who wears eyeliner. Herp- a supernerd who wears square glasses, collects Star Wars, and things of the sort.
Favorite visual artistuhhhhFavorite moviesAnything really o:Favorite TV showsSpongeboob, The Regulol Show, Adventure Taim, and that shizz.Favorite bands / musical artistsRelient K, One Republic, Wweezer, Helena Paparizou, System of a Down, and moreeee.Favorite booksA Little Princess, Heidi, stuff like that. c:Favorite writersuhhhhhFavorite gamesujhhTools of the TradeHummm axe, pencil, chainsaw, oversized dagger, hypodermic syringes, paintbrush, Other InterestsDrawing dee diddley doo